My pussy is not your playground.
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
Please don't die.. At a gay bar... On a Wednesday. Obituaries are not allowed to be that entertaining.
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
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I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
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She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
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