If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
I took 20 bucks from you because when I woke up I saw more of you than I ever wanted to see bro.
Totally acceptable.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
Clutch
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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