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• (310): View more from California

  I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him

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  its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain

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• (541): View more from Oregon

  He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes

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• (225): View more from Louisiana

  I woke up and she had washed, dried, folded my clothes, cooked me breakfast, and had started cleaning my room

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  haha, you sure you didnt fuck your mom?

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• (517): View more from Michigan

  There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated

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• (716): View more from New York

  right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable

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• (952): View more from Minnesota

  I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now

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• (815): View more from Illinois

  It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.

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• (256): View more from Alabama

  Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  Hey can you text me Heidi's phone number. I just stapled her mattress to the wall and I want to send her a picture of it.

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• (405): View more from Oklahoma

  If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour

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• (530): View more from California

  When I am this hungover I become increasingly grateful for having my own private office

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• (510): View more from California

  all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask

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• (815): View more from Illinois

  The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better

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