Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
Random question, what's John-that-we-had-a-threesome-with's phone number? Don't necessarily need the full number, maybe just area code? Think I drunkenly ran into him last night and now I have texts from a John.
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