i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
Met my future wife peeing in the men's room. I stood in for the missing door on the stall. We really hit it off talking about how her butt didn't even touch the seat from all the years of squat lifting in high school.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
Welp last night I made out with the guy who slices my deli meat at publix. I'm sure there's a joke there but I'm too hungover to find it. Go noles.
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.