Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns.
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
I need a hoe opinion
go on
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Randomize
