I don't think brook has ever known best
You hooked up with a kindergarten teacher?
Yea. It's kind of weird knowing that there are kindergarten teachers out there with their nipples pierced.
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
I'm either a high functioning alcoholic or I'm making the most of the fact that this is the last year that its socially acceptable to be black-out drunk five days a week.
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
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