he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
I just puked behind a tree outside work, then walked past my manager with puke in my hair. Man, I'm gonna miss this when I get a real job.
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
Last night I dreamt that I sold my car and used the money to have wheels surgically implanted in my feet and legs so I became a human heely and I just rolled everywhere
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
Just woke up with an entire pack of Oreos in my cheetah onesie. I've been waiting for this moment forever.
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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