But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
Currently microwaving whipped cream to make white Russians and hotboxing the kitchen while this random kid is dancing in the corner.
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
You can't break up with me. I brought you to see Beyoncé.
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
When I went to pick up Adam from the train station, I found him passed out, covered in gold paint and wrapped in a red blanket. someone had glued a gaudy green rhinestone to his forehead. He looked homeless.
Randomize
