from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
Was I wearing clothes when I handed you your keys. Please tell me I was wearing clothes.
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
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this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
I just had a brazillian performed by a hungarian named olga. Im pretty sure she was trying to rip out my soul. You owe me a million orgasms
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
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We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
Playing Cards Against Humanity with my relatives at Christmas while I'm stoned was a bad idea...
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
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