At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
Let's put a bunch of beers in a backpack and shotgun them in a Red Lobster bathroom
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
OF COURSE I FUCKED HIM! Did you not read the part about him having red and green Christmas condoms?
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
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