he broke up with me so i peed in his bed
Is it because I queefed?
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
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friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
At the airport and im So hungover. Think anyone will help if I put a note on me reading "flying to Boston, please wake me as we board" and then passing back out?
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
Ended up at a lesbian bar and almost got stabbed in the eye with a dart. Weirdest bachelor party ever.
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Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
Apparently I send drunk snapchats a lot and they always have random dudes in them. Like one night it was just me and some guy I don't know sitting on my couch.
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
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