She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
You know I think I am ok with him not moving in yet. He came over, fixed my closet, ate me out, and left. I'm now in sweats drinking coke and rum and watching new girl. This works for me.
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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