i'm 85% sure that if you don't visit me i will do something awkward and potentially dangerous to you in your sleep involving chocolate milk and a sham-wow.
the guy in front of me just bought a pound of bacon, a bouquet, and a case of budlight, i want to see THAT makeup sex
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
I got the job! The hiring manager is the sister of a guy I slept with so its like I'm a real adult now
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
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