Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
My mom is giving me a "don't tape yourself during sex" talk. It's going to be a long car ride.
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
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my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
Like, what's the customary waiting period to hookup with your newly single ex that you never stopped hooking up with?
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
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Who says no to sex and donuts?!
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
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