Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
At 4 am, making my walk of shame, the hotel security followed me to my car with his flashlight shined directly on me. I felt like either a criminal or like I was about to get raped. Can't a girl sneak out of a hotel room without an actual spotlight on her?!?!?!
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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