so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
At chipotle, there's a bachelorette party starting out the night here, i'm going to let you imagine what the bride to be looks like
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
Fast is cars. Home is I now. Drunk yoda me is.
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
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