I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
i will never coherently bang her
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
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Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
I woke up still drunk to a beautiful tattooed columbian man making me pancakes. How's your memorial day?
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Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
The number of threesomes I have agreed to seems to increase every time I talk to you drunk...
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
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