idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
My brain is like scrambled eggs. If scrambled eggs were trying to escape out of my skull through my forehead.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.
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