I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
Just got drunk at the Cheesecake Factory again. Made me think of you.
That's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me.
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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