Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
There's no good way to say, "sorry your son saw me naked on top of your brother"
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
The fact that you cheered yourself on while you puked saying it was your first college puke, blacked out, and sang taylor swift to the toilet confirms the fact that we are related. I've never been more proud.
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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