Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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