is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
My mom just found some of our lube mixed in with my box of pots and pans. I hate moving home.
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
you told the cab driver to stop being such a pussy because he wouldn't let you shotgun a beer in the backseat
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
I was going to make you have an awkward boner around all your coworkers but then I fell asleep.
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
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