You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
Sitting at a red light. Windows are down. I'm blasting Gaga's "Disco Stick" and doing an interpretive dance to it because I think I'm hilarious. Look to the left and see two Phi Delts that I know with their windows down. They are horrified. I am probably going to lose their Facebook friendships.
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
I mostly blame me being such a miserable fuck on the fact that I was born on a Monday.
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
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