well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
you told me your penis was albino and it couldnt be exposed to light so you needed to keep it in me
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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