You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
I told him I might be pregnant and he said he'd buy me a test and a twix bar. I'm marrying him. Tomorrow.
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