just woke up. wallet empty. bottle empty. tattoo in pen on my arm. smell like bad sex. woke up alone. and wall-e is playing on my computer. need answers.
Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
SO HELP ME GOD THERE IS A SPIDER IN THIS PIZZA. IT IS VERY SMALL IT IS INSIDE THE CRUST AND IT IS ALIVE. I'M SO HUNGRY DO I KEEP EATING
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
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