How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
she found me naked passed out on the toilet and i just kept repeating "i'm like elvis, but not dead."
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
Do you think this 2 hour Amazon delivery thing works on vibrators? Cause that would be clutch
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
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