I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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