we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
He told me that he wishes our relationship was more like prison: less touching, more butt sex.
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
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they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
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His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
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