What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
Yeah, sam & jessica were trying to have sex and you walked in & started coaching them through it with a fake hulk hogan mustache on.
Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
A particularly funny moment you may have missed; you walked in to the basement to announce that whoever was cooking sausages had left them on the grill for Hella long, only to be told that you were in fact the person grilling. At which point you just said, "the sausages are done" and walked out
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
Also did I tell you guys about the time that I balled for like an hour at a frat and made them play wagon wheel and then cleaned their bathroom
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
Why does everyone always assume I'm fucking their boyfriends?
You are fucking her boyfriend.
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