But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Are you pooping in the stall next to me?
Maybe....
Cause I just heard a fart and it sounded like one of your farts.
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
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Also I hooked up with a trainer at my gym. Between her, the married chick, and the bartender, my life is becoming a bad porn plot.
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
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Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
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