Apparently when he woke up I was tripping my face off. Everytime the cat meowed I would meow back. This went on for several hours.
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
I don't know if it's the amount i drank last night or the number of taylor swift statuses on facebook but i feel like puking everywhere
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
yea sometimes its awkward. but when you're a straight bartender at a gay bar and everyone knows it, they all think that they can make me turn gay. its like oh yea dude that extra $20 tip makes me want to suck some dick now
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
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