Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
He just asked for the blowjob I promised him 3 years ago that he'd get the next time Michigan beat Ohio State. Goddamnit.
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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