In the future we'll all be gay
Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
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just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
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After so many times of carrying your puked covered clothes home in a bag on a Tuesday morning, you begin to realize that Fucked Up Mondays aren't a real thing.
I went on my dinner date pretending that my lunch date didn't jizz in my hair.
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
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