Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
I feel like my sweat is 40 proof right now
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
How come I'm the only one who's around when people show up? I had just taken a shit, I wasn't wearing pants, phantom of the opera was playing and the fridge said PENIS.
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I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
I farted on Jack's balls last night. He got pissed and walked away cause he knew it was on purpose. I couldn't hold it in anymore.
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
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did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
I had to cum in my sink.
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