Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
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My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
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He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
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