I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
Well, I'll handle this like I always do. Black the fuck out, make out with randoms, give out my number like candy. You know. Standard operating procedure
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
Randomize
