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How are you going to pay for strippers in Vegas when you were just begging for McDoubles?
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
This is a mass text. Surprise drug testing at work today. Either I've finally got to fuck my boss or I've got to quit to make this all go away. Please respond with option a or b.
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
Just in case the world ends tomorrow, I have an emergency contact group of booty calls I can send a quick "let's fuck" to before I die.
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
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