Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
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Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
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You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
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