I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
the cool security guard showed me the video clip of how i sat criss-cross-applesauce on the elevator for 20 minutes last night
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
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We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
I am not going to ask my mother to pause a movie so I can have phone sex.
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
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Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
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