I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
I had a dream once that juice was flowing out of my kitchen faucet
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
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I vaguely remember taking a shit behind the shed before I started puking over the fence. No more Xanax.
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
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Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
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