i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
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Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
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I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
For new year's, we should just keep our resolution simple and keep accomplishing burpees in heels.... while drunk.
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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