So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
Congratulations! We have a period
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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