her vagine was all disorganized.
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
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I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
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List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
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