Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
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he texted me at 1 in the morning to ask if i wanted to come over and play in the snow with him
at least he gets points for a creative booty call
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
I cant tell which is worse. That its only my third time doing laundry this year or that its the first time ive done it sober.
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Responsible roommate: 1. Someone who takes a huge shit at work so as not to clog the toilet at home.
My new roommate just announced that she got her period, popped a percoset, smoked a bowl, and started playing a video game. She says she's not moving till it's over. New hero?
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
I barely trust you with my tinder, why would I let you take the staples out of my head?!
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
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