it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
I slept with one of the directors so you would get a good price on the ballroom for your reception. I'm the best MOH. You owe me bitch
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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