is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
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It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
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pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
You know when your cat drags a dead bird into the the house as a present and drops it at your feet looking all pleased because it thinks you'll be pleased? That's what sex with him was like.
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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