I want to stick my p in your. b.
so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
I was curling my hair today and I looked at my curling iron and thought...
You at least unplugged it right?
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
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Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
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She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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