I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
my mom just informed me that im way nicer when im high and offered to supply my weed until our house guests leave.
does that include her cleaning your bowl?
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
I'm the fucking queen of sexting. I just made a blowjob sound so poetic I'm wishing I were a guy just so I could blow me. Learn from me.
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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