Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
I'm drunk in a field. the chupacobra is going to eat me. if I die serve vodka at my funeral.
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
Randomize
