I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
I told my new friends about my possible new chin. They said I should get my nose done first. Please tell me I'm pretty or something.
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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