Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
i woke up in his bed to a "teach your baby to read" infomercial. i pray to GOD that's not a sign
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
If only I could bank my drunk hookups for a sober IOU.
You'll never fully grasp an awkward walk of shame until you run into his mom while you're trying to sneak out. Then to make matters worse you have to ask her to mover car because it's blocking you in.
and I lost my effing shirt.
I'm laying in bed cuddling with my teddy bear and eating waffles. I need a fucking boyfriend
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