billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
This weekend i learned three things 1) skittles in vodka is good 2) it takes more than a roll of quarters to get a cab home 3) never tell a bartender to give you your change in actual change
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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